“tell the class a little about yourself”

8yrs:

How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds\

australian people

galifianafuck:

she wants the d(ouble quarter pounder with cheese)

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

ayanisaway:

what my wedding vows will sound like tbh 

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

dietmountaindick:

[SCREAMS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS LYRICS AT YOU]

Game of Thrones semi-minimal house sigils by lnochi

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doubledeckr:

WHAT IF YOU PUT THE SPAGHETTI IN THE MEATBALLS ADN CALLED THEM SPAGBALLS HAS ANYONE DONE HTIS

that is literally what my family calls spaghetti and meatballs